When my wife and I hosted her lesbian friend for dinner, and they started talking about her sex life

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As Thanksgiving is a time to reflect, and Christmas is a time for giving, let Halloween stand for the day we let each other express ourselves without fear of judgement!!
When I'm baiting bot lane to chase me into a brush where our jungler and mid are waiting and they are following
When my wife and I hosted her lesbian friend for dinner, and they started talking about her sex life
Every time I hear about flooding the courts and higher attorney's fees
Realizing the enemy team comp does almost nothing but physical damage
MRW Starbucks asks if I want whipped cream on my drink
MFW I realize what a karma mine this place is
MRW someones asks me if I'm Jack Nicholson
MRW I fart and everyone blames the dog
MRW browsing r/oddlysatisfying
Whenever I go to r/spaceclop
Just hit 100 comment karma
Can I have a meat refund
"Hey, Xay, you gay?
We're on the rise!