MRW I wake up in a particularly good mood and want to give God a high five , but then I realise that in actuality I stand side by side with the devil, and so decide the best course of action is to just get on with my sinning ways
Sandy 'Burgler' Suddenly Realizes He's Inches From An Unstable Nuclear Weapon, Or Breathing Poison Gas. Where Should I Move My Hand, My Stomach, Or My Life. Excuse Me? I'm Not Here
Watch As Famed Clinton Insider Sandy 'Burgler' Realized He'd Been Exposed To Deadly Plutonium By Upstaging Hillary Clinton; Yikes
This dude wanted to play with the balloon too... until he realized he was standing next to Hillary Clinton
MRW I'm trying to have fun but then I realize I'm standing next to the boogie man
Don't hit Hillary's balloon or you might end up on the Clinton's kill list
When you want to have fun at the DNC but you don't want to catch Syphilis
MRW I forget I'm with my parents and not my friends
MRW I want to stay off the Clintons kill list
"Alright bump, set sp-oh it's you."
What a psycho
Never seen such a look of pure, childlike glee on a grown man's face.