Odds are, there are some movies you’ve walked out of and thought; “Wow, that was pretty awesome. I honestly don’t see why they would ever need to do a sequel”. However, this is the world of movies, and if a film is well received, odds are there’s a sequel floating out there in the toilet of obscurity. Because at the end of the day, however well intentioned these sequels might be… there are those that suck so hard and poop on the original so much, that they are quickly brushed away and forgotten about. Just for fun, we’re bringing back a few sequels you never knew existed. But please, don’t watch them. They really do suck.
American Psycho was a classic piece of modern cinema. Its sequel, starring Mila Kunis and William Shatner, quickly works to undo all of the good work done by the original. Its only connection to the first film? Mila Kunis’ character’s babysitter dated the first films main character. Great.
Mean Girls was an intelligent, witty, and frequently hilarious movie about high school and social clicks. Mean Girls 2 (Not created by anyone who had anything to do with number one) is a shallow and vapid effort that takes the central message of the original and… completely ignores it. Not fetch guys.