MRW a new female coworker is sexually forward with me in an attempt to get me to do some of her work, but I am a huge queer
MRW I meet my teacher outside of school
True story, when I was a teenager a girl I worked with tried to get me fired for sexual harassment. No idea why, we even get along well (I thought), but one day my manager told me she'd accused me of hitting her butt with a broom in the backroom and chasing her around. This isn't even one of those "we remember it differently" kinds of situations, I don't think I was ever alone with her at *all* while she worked there, and we certainly didn't ever touch/chase/flirt or anything. The claim though was specifically that I was coming on to her (as opposed to, say, inappropriate goofing off).
I explained I was gay and had a boyfriend, and that nothing even approaching what she claimed had happened. Nothing ever came of it, and she was gone a few weeks later.