MRW a mosquito flies by my ear while I'm in bed
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Mckayla MannThis drove me crazy as a kid. I'd turn on the lights, look around, nothing. Tell me irritated parents, they'd look, nothing. As soon as those fucking lights went out they'd divebomb my ears and successfully escape my blind swatting. I'd sleep in heat under the blankets until i passed out, only to emerge in my sleep to escape the heat. Giving that mosquito all the blood she needed for the night.
