MRW I'm on holiday in the tropics from my job of finding Nemo and I've been eating caviar with my hands and have an itchy face but remember that I need to inform my coworkers who are here with me that the Hydraulic Underwater Nemo Tracker is on and we...
MRW I return home to find that my weed is no longer in my hiding spot that all 4 of my siblings know about
MRW someone walks in on me watching David Attenborough's new show, and asks what's on the TV
Regular season closes sunday night in NY. Still haven't filled my tag
MRW a cute girl I met says she has a sex tape online
MRW a mosquito flies by my ear while I'm in bed
MRW playing Rengar despite getting nerfed
MRW I drop a Tiny Piece in my Carpet
This drove me crazy as a kid. I'd turn on the lights, look around, nothing. Tell me irritated parents, they'd look, nothing. As soon as those fucking lights went out they'd divebomb my ears and successfully escape my blind swatting.
I'd sleep in heat under the blankets until i passed out, only to emerge in my sleep to escape the heat. Giving that mosquito all the blood she needed for the night.