How my girlfriend tells me I sound when I talk about software engineering

I know it's an older model but I've been thinking about getting this Encabulator for my lab. It's a more affordable option now and should have most of the kinks worked out. Anyone have any experience with these?
The original machine had a base-plate of pre-fabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan
I've watched videos before to learn stuff about stuff but never have I been so lost about technical terms. I can't even tell what field of science this tool is used for. Can someone help?
Can someone please explain how this revolutionary energy-producing machine works? I understand their use of modial interaction of magneto-reluctance, but not of capactive diractance
The world's airline industry needs to be using this machine instead of the dignity-removing naked body scanners. Non-Invasive, perfectly safe, 100% guaranteed. [vid]
Help! Do you think I could apply a transverse beta wave via an uplink photon injection through this machine to calculate the apoapsis of a parallel binary sequence?
Please review the following video, you will receive a followup questionnaire from Compliance Dept so make sure you fully comprehend the subject matter
Look how far we've come, it's hard to believe that this is how our (timeline phase-shifted) forefathers laid the groundwork for our obsession today
From Interdimensional Cable: See the Retro Encabulator Responsible for all Turbulent Juice and Plumbis Manufacturing
What liberals hear when you try to explain how The Don is going to save this country. It's why they get so pissed
The crew really, really needs to get their heads around this before they record the next batch of Factorio
What the crew chief hears when he asks the avionics troop why he hasn't fixed the jet yet
What Chomsky hears when post-structuralists try to explain how their theories works -
What your peasant friends hear when you try to explain your new upgrades to your rig
Rockwell's Retro Encabulator is a very good low cost alternative to a VX6 it seems
What new associates hear when you try to explain things using Walmart jargon
How I sound to my wife when I talk about Ham Radio (stolen from front page)
In case everybody hasn't already watched this - Rockwell Retro Encabulator
How my girlfriend tells me I sound when I talk about software engineering
What CNN hears when you try to explain how Mexico will pay for the wall
When someone's trying to explain to me how Elementalist mechanics works
Rockwell Retro Encabulator [Unintentional] [Male] [Jibberish] [Spoof]
Promotional video for Rockwell Automation's new Retro Encabulator
Rockwell Retro Encabulator [unintentional][male][humour][2 mins]
Mid-semester blues got you down? This will make you feel better
What my mom hears when I try to explain how her computer works
Rockwell Automation's new Retro Encabulator is finally here!
This video might be the inspiration for the plumbus video
Everyone MUST watch this. there will be a test afterwards
What people hear when you try explaining bitcoin to them
Check this! The new Rockwell Automation Retroencabulator
Remember, you get your jacked up prints from these guys
Milwaukee's Own Rockwell Automation Retro Encabulator
What my wife hears when I talk to her about my IT job
Whenever I try to read the documentation for webpack
Rockwell Retro Encabulator - I'm saving up for one
Rockwell Retro Encabulator by Rockwell Automation
Tech lead explaining legacy project components
Keo explains some shit he did in OpenComputers
Waiting for him to ask me to have a seat
The real-life equivalent of the Plumbus
Looking for an Encabulator. Any advice?
trying to understand English at a [10]
I have no idea what this guy is saying
Missle Guidance? Try Retro Encabulator
how I sound to almost everyone I know
Simple Big Oil Engine Tutorial(Joke)
Thought some of you would enjoy this
Rockwell Retro Encabulator [classic]
The new Rockwell Retro-Encabulator!
The best product demo of all time
I'm have to get me one of these
For all the engineers out there
Me trying to understand women
EM drive operation explained!
Your toothbrush is worn out!
How Engineers Troll (FIXED)
The Cinco Retro Encabulator
Precursor to the VX Modules
Technobabble at its finest
I know some of these words
Why am I laughing so hard
Preventing side-fumbling
The future for America!
Technology made easy
Engineers...Typical
Engineer talk!
Look closely

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