That is hysterically funny. I've been getting tons of phone calls about my "online business listing" and finally downloaded a call recording app. I think my last call with them I may have gotten through their thick skulls and gotten myself off their call list. It may have also been the yelp and Google reviews I left, the tweets, Facebook messages and review and reports to the BBB and FTC.
Either way, any more calls and I am prepared to take them to town.