Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft. And I’ll show you A-flat minor.
There was a girl who quit her job at the donut factory. She was just fed up with the hole business.
John Deere is known for quality products. However, John Deere’s manure spreader is the only equipment the company just won’t stand behind.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.